Mittwoch, 23. Januar 2013

Happy boobie birthday Tiffany Amber Thiessen !

Since she´s celebrating her 39th birthday today I have reworked her old posts now that blogger has changed the layout fucking up all my old posts. You may have noticed lot of the clips are so not available ever since megaupload, filesonic and a few others have caved in but I will post new clips as soon as they are available.


Fastlaning sexbomb Tiffany - according to Howard Stern the woman with the best boobs in Hollywood - has been scorching the tv screen for quite some time with her big Beverly Hills to the delight of males worldwide.


I never was a big fan of the BEVERLY HILLS show but that quickly changed when I saw hot Tiffany´s booming breasts in a bikini. Well, that and Tori Spelling´s sexy dance in a skimpy leather outfit. If you can call it dancing. She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera.

But that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but in that scene she really squeezed her breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.


In that episode Tom Welling ( yes, SMALLVILLE´s Clark Kent ) was her boyfriend and if you think he was a puritan on Smallville you should see him in Beverly Hills. When he sees Tori getting filmed while shaking her ass like a total prostitute he gets totally pissed off. What a dork. If you see your girl doing a sexy dance like that you don´t get angry. You tell her : " You´re fantastic babe. And you know what ? You don´t need to change before coming home. Bring your tight leather outfit, bring the heavy metal soundtrack and we will make our own private recording session. "

Man, if she got such skills you should have her using them on you. And I´m sure shaking her ass and boobs is not the only thing she does like a total prostitute. Dude, I´m not a huge Tori Spelling fan but if I caught her in that leather hooker outfit when I was at my sexual prime I would have dicktamed that deepthroat nympho !


I have been looking all over for the clip but I couldn´t find it. It´s from episode 27 of season 6 STRIKE THE MATCH and although I don´t have the clip you can download the full episode ( although the german language version ) here : 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 . The password is serienjunkies.org

Anyway, I now had two ( or was that four ? ) reasons to watch the show. But while Tori got her big breasts from Daddy´s money Tiffany got hers from Mother nature. The show is on reruns sometimes but since I can´t watch tv for myself I always miss it. Nonetheless here is the most memorable scene with Tiffany.

On an episode of Beverly Hills ( episode 28 of the 8th season in Amerika episode 27 in Germany ) Tiffany falsely thinks her boyfriend is sexually bored and buys supersexy lingerie and a bag of sextoys. But since she is mistaken her boyfriend is rather scared of her. In real life he would be all over her. I mean, if a sexbomb with such huge hooters like Tiffany would be in my bedroom wearing black lingerie and telling me : " I´m ready for ANYTHING. " ....... holy makarel !







She also starred in SAVED BY THE BELL but I didn´t watch many episodes of the show. Even if both she and her co - star Elisabeth Berkeley developed into supersexy bombshells. No wonder their male colleagues mimiked the relationships on the show by fucking their brains out behind the scenes. Word is Tiffany was at times tagteamed by actors and even the producer and Elizabeth was especially needy about becoming the substitute for Tiffany in those sex marathon sessions with the actors. Like she had a lot of catching up to do, maybe because she played such a good girl she needed to bang her inner nympho into submission.


Man, who could have known they would turn into such ultimate dicktaming sexbombs ? Boy, getting to bang both of them at the same time, now that would be a hot sandwich !



Especially Elisabeth Berkley showed some impressive hip thrusting skills in SHOWGIRLS. I bet this was quite useful on the casting couch.


Although widely labeled a " flop " the movie more than made money on video and DVD sales. I mean who is going to see a movie in the cinema where you want to rewind or see some scenes in slow motion ?


Besides Elizabeth the movie also features Rena Riffel who was also in such erotic classics like STRIPTEASE



UNDERCOVER HEAT , BOUND CARGO or DARK CONFESSIONS.


So even as SHOWGIRLS is considered a really bad movie by movie critics ( yeah, we all know how much they know about movies ) it´s still shown on tv and is on the top ten list of best movie striptease.


Here´s the list of Top Ten movie striptease :

1. Halle Berry ( Last Boy Scout )


2. Demi Moore ( Striptease )


3. Erika Eleniak ( Under Siege )


4. Jamie Lee Curtis ( True Lies )


5. Salma Hayek ( From Dusk Till Dawn )


6. Elizabeth Berkley ( Showgirls )


7. Claudia Christian ( The Hidden )


8. Pamela Anderson ( Barb Wire )


8. Kathleen Kinmont ( The corporate Ladder )


10. Jessica Biel ( Powder Blue )


I really have to thank Paul Verhoeven for discovering Elizabeth´s stripper qualities. We always knew she was absolutely hot but who could imagine what a natural born pornstar she would be ?


So here are the new clips :


NEW : getting revenge 129 MB / slomo plus pole dance slomo


NEW : nude dance 79 MB


NEW : nude dance 2 ( with gina gershon ) - 64 MB


NEW : auditioning mkv 458 MB / avi 117 MB


NEW : lapdance mkv 254 MB / avi 173 MB / 52 MB


NEW : poledance with rena riffel 52 MB / ditto / pole dance slomo / ditto






NEW : pool sex mkv 330 MB / avi 170 MB / 127 MB


But back to Tiffany. In BEVERLY HILLS Tiffany Amber ( I´m still refering to her as Tiffany Amber although she goes with just Tiffany now - maybe because her initials were TAT and she was tired of all the " tit for tat " or " tat got tits " or " tat´s big tats " jokes ) often wore bikinis or bikini tops or had to dress up as a prostitute because the script ( = the drooling director ) demanded it.


Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay, in the next four episodes Tiffany dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do one striptease and two sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffany was so often in bikinis.




For more stuff on Tiffany check out her full posts :

part 1 and part 2 of tv sexbomb Tiffany Amber Thiessen

Luisana Lopilato and Jennifer Tilly poker boobs, Jennifer Tilly´s poker boobs reloaded Jennifer Tilly green dress ( part 1 / part 2 ) , more Jennifer Tilly and the essential Jennifer Tilly
slide into Sci Fi sexbomb Kari Wuhrer / blowjob MILF Sonya Kraus , giant boobs on perfect minute and NEW CLIPS
Check out the new big Mariah Mega Post for all the pics and clips
click here for part 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 and 5 of sexbomb Traci Bingham


NEWEST JANET JACKSON CLIPS :


Janet Jackson all night live on Hit Machine - 97 MB

Janet Jackson just a little while live on Hit Machine - 88 MB

Janet Jackson just a little while live on ToTP - 88 MB

click here for best of Janet Jackson live , new janet clips , my first post about Janet Jackson , the mega busty Latoya post and more Janet Jackson and even more Janet Jackson part 2 and Janet megabusty in blue first part that also has her new video MAKE ME and second part


Now that´s what I call a dress. Janet still can fill out a cleavage like noone else. I think Janet herself said it best :

So here's my demonstration, a peep show Tonight my body's an exhibition, baby Though it's on display don't be scared to Touch it. It said so, so come and get it, babe

You like it how I work my spine got you feeling all hypnotized I gotta body like a CL5 make a **** wanna test drive but I'm so on fire


NEWEST JANET POSTS :


Janet live on wetten dass


Janet´s fant - ASS - tic performance at American Idol / add on

Janet on late night shows and GOTTA GETCHA clips



Janet on german tv and ultrarare clips


part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 , part 5 , part 6 , part 7 ( new youtube clips from her 2011 tour up close and personal ) , part 8 , part 9 and part 10 of Janet Jackson big boobs squeezed into tight spacesuit


Janet Jackson´s big breasted twin Feline Wood


Part 1 , part 2 and part 3 of suicide blonde Jenny Poussin


Anne Marie Martin makes my boner hard like a sledgehammer
natural born stripper nympho Elizabeth Berkley / part 2


NEW !!! HALLE BERRY DEEPTHROAT 3D SEXCOMIC !!!

click here for Halle Berry´s famous blue dress ( the clips / the pics ) and part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 and part 5 of sexy Halle Berry´s big cleavage in black, Halle Berry´s big cleavage on Jay Leno , Halle as Green Lantern Soranik Natu and part 1 and part 2 of Halle Berry at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards, some new pics of stunning Halle in black dresses and part 1 and part 2 of sexbomb Halle Berry showing her incredible boobs in a red bikini


part 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 and 11 of sexbomb Coco


click for first Rihanna post , Rihanna almost completely naked , Rihanna yellow cleavage dress , Rihanna´s new - rude boy clip , Rihanna´s wardrobe malfunction on SNL and more new clips , Rihanna at the AMAs and Rihanna at fashion rocks


Joyce Hyser flashing her bonerinducing pornstar boobs
asian Minka´s boob massage ( all her horny patients take lots of viagra to last for multiple hourlong dickdraining sessions )